Pokemon Meme (tagged by Sablestripe)- On randompokemon.com, generate one Pokemon for each of these answers.Pokemon Meme (tagged by Sablestripe) by ~off-colour
- Tag 4 Pokemon fans! (im not doing this)
1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:
Weedle
oh boy.
2. This Pokémon hates you a lot:
Cobalion
GREAT I LOVE THIS POKEMON
3. You share your bed with this Pokémon:
Krokorok
4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:
Staryu
oh booooooooy
5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner:
Gastrodon
yeah let me just issue a restraining order
6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:
Piplup
OMG <3333
7. This Pokemon will kill you slowly and painfully:
Chikorita
how would that even happen dear god
8. This Pokemon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:
Psyduck
OH GOD NO
9. This Pokemon would risk its life to save you from any danger:
Poliwag
10. This Pokemon secretly touches you in your sleep:
Moltres
UHHHHHH WHY AREN'T I DEAD???
11. This Pokemon secretly wants to cuddle with
